2) If you have any friends with little girls, you are bound to get more clothes than you thought possible...and as a side bar, how do you tell pajamas from a fuzzy zip-up daytime outfit?
3) Extra sugary fruit punch causes a major crash after you get your blood drawn (needles are so fun, right)?
4) Breastfeeding pumps have nipple sizes...I never realized it was going to be necessary to take such a measurement.
5) Women LOVE planning baby showers, as there are currently 4 in my queue.
6) Smartfood popcorn is delicious at 5 AM on Saturday mornings when you can't sleep.
7) You can never have too much caramel.
8) Babies in-utero are really nocturnal.
9) Husbands get secret signals from pregnant wives that alert their brain to cut the crap. It could be a glaring expression that helps once in a while too (not that I do that).
10) I have had my first non-suggested belly touch...from a non-native former student. Her genuine pleasure at finding out about my pregnancy made it not as awkward as I would have imagined.
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